Seriously, this here junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How can I block all this garbage? It's making me nuts.

• I just want get a real email for once.
• Hopefully one day this will stop.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.

Ugh, These Emails

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails

Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your lame advertisements for things I don't even want. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.

• This has gone too far.
• Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
• Consider this my final warning.

Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit

Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.

• Leave me alone
• I'm not interested

Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.

Drop Dead With Your Annoying Messages

You believe you're so smart, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.

• Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
• I have no time
• Get a real job or go outside already.